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⚡ Internet Speed Test 📄 No-BS Invoice Maker 🖼️ Batch Image Resizer ☢️ Reality Check Calculator ❄️ What Is My IP? 🌐 Timezone Matcher
// ANDROID APKS • /004
01 Galaxsee (Physics) 02 Galaxsee Pro (Astrodynamics) 03 SueChef (Culinary Engine) 04 OmniHost (Edge Server)
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• ASTROPHYSICS SIMULATION
• STEGANOGRAPHIC ENCRYPTION
• OFFLINE CULINARY WORKFLOW
• DISTRIBUTED EDGE HOSTING
• ZERO-TELEMETRY SOVEREIGNTY

A sovereign suite of Android binaries engineered with uncompromising technical rigor.

/// OPEN BETA ACTIVE
/// GALAXSEE V1.0.0 (5.3 MB)
/// GALAXSEE PRO V1.0.0 (5.3 MB)
/// SUECHEF V1.0.0 (967 KB)
/// OMNIHOST V1.0.0 (522 KB)
/// 6 WEB APPS ONLINE
/// 100% FREE UTILITIES
/// ZERO TRACKERS
/// LOCAL-FIRST INTEGRITY
/// OPEN BETA ACTIVE
/// GALAXSEE V1.0.0 (5.3 MB)
/// GALAXSEE PRO V1.0.0 (5.3 MB)
/// SUECHEF V1.0.0 (967 KB)
/// OMNIHOST V1.0.0 (522 KB)
/// 6 WEB APPS ONLINE
/// 100% FREE UTILITIES
/// ZERO TRACKERS
/// LOCAL-FIRST INTEGRITY

Zero-Fakery Browser Applications for Instant Daily Workflows:

100% CLIENT-SIDE EXECUTION • ZERO TELEMETRY • NO SIGNUP REQUIRED
[ // WEB 001 EDGE TELEMETRY ] Network Benchmarking 100% Free Tool

Internet Speed Test

100% authentic, multi-stream broadband benchmarking engine. Measures download speed, upload bandwidth, real-time jitter, and ping latency across Cloudflare global edge datacenters without artificial ISP smoothing.

  • Real-time download & upload bandwidth analysis via streaming HTTP/2 chunk verification
  • Zero flash, zero tracking cookies, zero sponsored ads, and instant shareable telemetry receipt
  • Automated local LAN mode detection for benchmarking WiFi router line-speed
ROUTE: /speedtest ENGINE: Edge Web Streams ACCURACY: Direct Byte-Count STATUS: Verified Clean
[ // WEB 002 COMMERCE ENGINE ] Billing & Invoicing 100% Free Tool

No-BS Invoice Maker

Frictionless client invoicing suite designed for freelancers, contractors, and agencies. Auto-calculates line items, customizable tax brackets, and renders print-perfect vector PDFs instantly.

  • Automatic line item multiplication, flexible tax presets, and multi-currency formatting
  • 100% client-side memory storage — zero data or client information ever touches an external server
  • Clean Letter and A4 print stylesheet formatting with 1-click vector PDF generation
ROUTE: /invoice ENGINE: Client-Side Vector PDF PRIVACY: Sandboxed Memory STATUS: Verified Clean
[ // WEB 003 CREATOR WORKFLOW ] Asset Resampling 100% Free Tool

Social Media Batch Resizer

Single drag-and-drop workflow powerhouse. Upload one high-resolution master asset and instantly generate pixel-perfect banners, profile avatars, and story crops for X, LinkedIn, Instagram, and YouTube in a single ZIP.

  • High-order bicubic image resampling directly in hardware-accelerated Canvas memory
  • Pre-calibrated dimensions for LinkedIn, X (Twitter), Instagram (Feed/Story), and YouTube
  • Client-side ZIP packaging via JSZip with instant download and zero cloud upload lag
ROUTE: /resizer RESAMPLER: GPU HTML5 Canvas EXPORT: Multi-Asset ZIP STATUS: Verified Clean
[ // WEB 004 FINANCIAL ROAST ] Spending Audit 100% Free Tool

Subscription Reality Check

Interactive recurring subscription audit grid. Select your active memberships (Netflix, Spotify, Adobe, ChatGPT, gym) to compute the true 10-year compounded wealth opportunity cost and generate a spicy, shareable roast receipt.

  • Interactive visual selection grid covering popular streaming, productivity, AI, and fitness platforms
  • Compound wealth projection model factoring a 7% annual index fund growth opportunity cost
  • Instant thermal-receipt image generation with share-to-social and clipboard export
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ROUTE: /subscriptions MODEL: 10-Year Opportunity Cost SHARING: Thermal Receipt Export STATUS: Verified Clean
[ // WEB 005 NETWORK RECON ] IP Telemetry 100% Free Tool

What Is My IP? (Arctic)

Crystalline IP reconnaissance and firewall configuration dossier. Instantly inspects your public IPv4/IPv6 address, autonomous system number (ASN), ISP backbone, and generates 1-click whitelist snippets for iptables, UFW, and Nginx.

  • Authoritative IP, ASN, reverse DNS PTR, and datacenter proxy detection
  • One-click copyable firewall rules (iptables, UFW, Nginx, Apache, Windows Firewall, AWS SG)
  • Direct gamer server connection templates (Minecraft, Palworld, Valheim, Source Engine)
ROUTE: /ip PROTOCOL: Dual-Stack IPv4 / IPv6 DOSSIER: ASN • Reverse PTR • Geo STATUS: Verified Clean
[ // WEB 006 REMOTE WORKFLOW ] Timezone Matcher 100% Free Tool

Global Timezone Matcher

Minimalist visual daylight and golden hour slider for distributed remote teams. Pick up to 4 global cities to instantly highlight the golden overlap window where everyone is awake during standard business hours.

  • Interactive 24-hour synchronized time slider with daylight and business hour visual bands
  • Automatic golden overlap detection highlighting reasonable waking hours across all selected cities
  • 1-click Google Calendar and Outlook meeting invite generator with instant link sharing
ROUTE: /timezone DATABASE: IANA Time Zone V2 CALENDAR: RFC 5545 iCal Direct STATUS: Verified Clean

Direct Binaries for an Uncompromised Mobile Web:

ALL FOUR BUILDS CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY VERIFIED
[ // 001 PHYSICS ENGINE ] Astrophysics Simulator 100% Free Beta

Galaxsee

Real-time N-Body gravitational simulator for Android. Models celestial mechanics, planetary orbits, and chaotic galactic interactions using high-order numerical physics solvers directly on your mobile GPU.

  • Real-time multi-particle gravitational force calculation (Barnes-Hut algorithm)
  • Interactive mass insertion, orbital vector dragging, and dynamic collision physics
  • 100% local execution with zero network requirements or battery drain telemetry
DOWNLOAD APK (5.3 MB) →
PACKAGE: galaxsee.apk SIZE: 5.3 MB TARGET: Android 8.0+ STATUS: Verified Clean
SHA-256 HASH VERIFICATION
02ac88bce098aa0c14cc4433c4968488baecec01d4cc670b9044bdc749aa0c9a
[ // 002 ASTRODYNAMICS PRO ] Astrophysics Laboratory 100% Free Beta

Galaxsee Pro

Advanced astrophysical research suite with high-precision orbital integrators, relativistic mechanics parameters, extended celestial trajectory tracers, and complete state-vector export.

  • Higher-order Runge-Kutta 4th Order numerical integration for orbital stability
  • Relativistic precession simulations and multi-galaxy collision benchmarking
  • Customizable initial condition matrices with full astronomical unit scaling
DOWNLOAD APK (5.3 MB) →
PACKAGE: galaxsee_pro.apk SIZE: 5.3 MB TARGET: Android 8.0+ STATUS: Verified Clean
SHA-256 HASH VERIFICATION
dda821313103838793f449495a53c86322b0718bf45cbd110e92b017ff0fd4f7
[ // 003 CULINARY ENGINE ] Culinary Workflow Suite 100% Free Beta

SueChef

Ultra-lightweight culinary companion and recipe management system. Built for distraction-free kitchen execution, dynamic ingredient mathematical scaling, multi-dish timing, and 100% offline recipe preservation.

  • Dynamic portion and ingredient ratio scaling with metric / imperial instant conversions
  • Concurrent step-by-step multi-timers with background notifications
  • Featherweight footprint under 1 MB with zero account creation or cloud tethering
DOWNLOAD APK (967 KB) →
PACKAGE: suechef.apk SIZE: 967 KB TARGET: Android 7.0+ STATUS: Verified Clean
SHA-256 HASH VERIFICATION
d94fd96259a268fd9ae4939ea4572efbc5dee66f473282b4cb01449ca5accb4f
[ // 004 EDGE HOSTING ] Distributed Web Engine 100% Free Beta

OmniHost

Sovereign edge hosting micro-server for Android. Transforms mobile devices into independent HTTP application servers, enabling local file sharing, live documentation hosting, and zero-cloud distributed edge web services.

  • Embedded multi-threaded HTTP server daemon with full static asset and API dispatch
  • Zero cloud dependency, zero external licensing, and ultra-compact binary size (522 KB)
  • The foundational engine powering this very beta distribution portal
DOWNLOAD APK (522 KB) →
PACKAGE: omnihost.apk SIZE: 522 KB TARGET: Android 7.0+ STATUS: Verified Clean
SHA-256 HASH VERIFICATION
24673a7c21339cb8f1146990b68b51232c83a28d6b5c777307107385e4389c38

How to Sideload Beta Binaries

Android requires a one-time permission to allow installing applications directly from browser downloads.

STEP 01
Download APK
Tap the download button on any application above to download the verified package directly to your device.
STEP 02
Allow Unknown Apps
When prompted, select Settings and enable "Allow from this source" for your browser or file manager.
STEP 03
Install & Stress Test
Tap Install. Launch the app and test core features. Return here to transmit feedback observations.

Beta Tester Dispatch

We respect your privacy. No names, accounts, or tracking cookies required. Input your observations, bug findings, or feature requests below. Submissions are stored securely on the OmniHost backend with IP masking.

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